But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.
Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via liamdryden)
This should be in text books
(Source: alionoftherock, via liamdryden)
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Brilliant bus art, it gives the joys.
Well, I know that I’d watch it…
Please, PLEASE someone make this movie. You can have all my monies.
If this doesn’t exist in my universe, I will build a machine to let me travel to the universe where it does exist… AND I WILL NEVER COME BACK.
Brain broken by awesome
i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
oh my god
For Cil, who needs this on her dash.
(via liamdryden)
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via liamdryden)
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Pierre Curie, being hot as fuck. (Lecture on radium, Paris, c. 1900. photo by Henri Roger-Viollet.)
via Russell Joslin
For Allison
(via wilwheaton)
OCTOPUS GIVEAWAY!
Ever feel the need to have your very own octopus? You now have the chance to do just that. I decided to give away my brand new stuffed octopus as thanks for my 100th follower.
You’ll get:
- 36” stuffed octopus
- My undying love and affection
How to enter:
- Like/reblog THIS post!
- One like is allowed, as many reblogs as you want!
- Winner will be chosen via a random number generator
- If I somehow find out you’re using a giveaway blog to enter, you’ll be disqualified
- Your ask box MUST be open at the time of the giveaway ending so I can contact you if you’ve won (if it isn’t, I will chose a NEW winner)
- You DON’T have to be following me, but if you want to, I’d love it~
The giveaway will end May 16, 2012 at 12:00am. Any reblogs after that time will be ignored. I will try to get the winner announced as soon as possible. It will most likely take a little while to do so, however. I will take care of shipping, because I don’t have anything better to do with my nonexistent money.
Ahhhh! So cute! I want him on my couch!
Now THAT’S how you get reelected.
This man needs to be mayor of ALL THE CITIES.
Our mayor (Nenshi) is AWESOME but this is not real…check out his twitter, he talks about it. He’s just a regular dude with a batcave, that’s all. ;3
